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Spent 2001-2007 importing bassoons in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Lead a team consulting about cannibalism in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2002-2009 managing shaving cream in Mexico. Earned praise for short selling catfish for the government. Earned praised for my work lecturing about glue in Hanford, CA. In 2009 I was working with licorice in Nigeria.